> a good chunk of that experience is the incredibly loud noises of what only a combustion engine can muster.

I couldn’t help but laugh at this. “We like race because car go BRRRRRR” It sounds ridiculous, but you’re right.

Maybe they could keep our monkey brains excited by adding fake engine noises like this Dodge EV muscle car.

It’s laughing at our plight.

I don’t disagree with your sentiment, but this article appears to be about pet food, not human food 🤷‍♂️