Lakewood and it’s not even remotely close

This is the only correct answer. Emphatically.

yeah to be honest i have absolutely no problem like this, the entire shore coast SHOULD be it's own territory. it's precisely why thousands of people flock there each summer after memorial day and stay until labor day. it's one of the best kept secrets about new jersey, let them keep calling us an armpit or wtf ever.

i've grown up in Freehold my entire life a stone's throw away from anything and everything and outside of maybe retired in Hawaii I don't think i'd rather be anywhere else in the world.