bigbysemotivefinger

bigbysemotivefinger t1_ja1hqlj wrote

I feel like there's something hilarious about pointing a weapon "to warn against Northern aggression" when the weapon in question is one you know catastrophically doesn't work.

Honestly if that's not the most Confederate thing I've ever heard I'm not sure what is.

8

bigbysemotivefinger t1_iu4q919 wrote

Literally anybody who has read Greek mythology knows: DON'T FUCK WITH PROPHECY.

Now watch as the king's prejudice, dismissing the Chosen One solely because he is young -- despite the weight of prophecy! -- leads to his soldiers getting killed to the last man...

12

bigbysemotivefinger t1_isux5in wrote

Reminds me of a web comic I read years ago called "The Gods of Arr-Kelaan." One of the main characters was this balding middle-aged dude named Ronson, who became the god of alcohol and apathy. He would grant his clerics powers so long as they never actually bothered him about anything.

2