In the very brief interludes between mass shootings. Like 5-6am, there’s usually not too many going on at that time of day.

He appears to be Catholic, based on the “pray the rosary” sticker.

I wonder if he would be offended if he were asked how many molesting priests he’s hunted down?

No. Ohio can keep Ohio, thanks.

I’m just waiting for the inevitable 3/4” of snow before it all changes to rain…again.

Snowblower is ready, though, just in case. My kid really wants to build a fuckin’ snowman this year, let’s make it happen.

Depends on the gun and magazine. You can get 33 rounders for 9mm Glocks, for example, and a standard capacity magazine for an AR-15 is 30 rounds. Magazines with more than a 10 round capacity are illegal in Connecticut unless you owned them prior to 2013 and registered them with the state, though, and you can’t carry them loaded with more than 10 rounds even if you do legally own them. So either multiple guns, multiple magazines, or illegal magazines.

Fictional spaceships are all lined with alchemically pure phlostigon, of course.

That’s what they want you to think, yes…

(It’s also true, but they do both)

Yup. The workers bust their ass in frigid weather and shitty conditions on Christmas so that the suits can get gigantic bonuses.

Now, those workers are making bank (OT+holiday pay, etc.), but they deserve it, since they’re doing the actual work.

My dream last night was trying to evacuate my family from the aftermath of a nuclear attack, so that dream can stay right the fuck in my sleeping world, thanks.

That depends. Do you define hot sauce as lube?

My son is an expert at deploying those. He recently found his dreidels from last year. And left them in the middle of the damn kitchen floor!

He must have thought it was his Ubear.