Shower thought: Wish we could send anti-care packages to the ruskies. Include things that wouldn't help like low quality brown pants, fake ammo, and really bad tasting decaf instant coffee.

This is why you should use clear plastic to cover your kill room. That way you won't have to decorate it every time.

Meh, not as bad as a heart attack. I've heard those are pretty serious.

Dude, legit thought this too and went to the urgent care. Same thing, just pneumonia.

I mean, they can't be completely certain. There's so many other ways for it to swim. /s