awesomesox

awesomesox t1_iwdb0dy wrote

You’re going to want to follow these steps very carefully. Take the 1 train to 110th and exit on the sw corner, walk three blocks south and 4 blocks east until you find an alley way. Go down stairs to the hidden bodega, ask for pure 100% tabby catnip. You’re going to roll it up and then SHOVE IT UP YOUR BUTT.

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