aqua_sparkle_dazzle
aqua_sparkle_dazzle t1_je8a8ne wrote
Reply to comment by Theeaglestrikes in I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, but I don’t protect the paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
She could have said "keep your eyes peeled" instead.
aqua_sparkle_dazzle t1_je863sn wrote
Reply to comment by Mercerskye in He Always Kissed Me With His Eyes Open, And Now I Know Why... by therealdocturner
Meh. I think the transplant just helped him actualize what he actually is but couldn't accomplish prior because of his blindness.
aqua_sparkle_dazzle t1_jdp5gn7 wrote
Reply to comment by scarymaxx in I have a paralyzing fear of water. After I became a dad, I found out why. by scarymaxx
What if you use saline solutions to flush out your ears?
aqua_sparkle_dazzle t1_jdp03q4 wrote
Could have just eaten your ex, dude.
aqua_sparkle_dazzle t1_je8acv5 wrote
Reply to comment by Theeaglestrikes in I’m a security guard who works the night shift at an art gallery, but I don’t protect the paintings. by Theeaglestrikes
And before that an officer. Thank you for your service.