anoncrazycat t1_j93vpb7 wrote on February 19, 2023 at 1:17 AM

Reply to My childhood best friend was a maple tree. My memories of her have started to change. by rephlexi0n

I can't really get mad at Maple for eating people. Carnivores gotta do what carnivores gotta do. Glad you survived, though.

anoncrazycat t1_j6nv5on wrote on January 31, 2023 at 5:36 PM

Reply to I love my dog. I really do. But if he stands up and stares at me one more time I'll send him to the shelter. by Writer_On_a_Perch

I think the meat might have been the missing girl. Your dog might be possessed by her, and she could be trying to communicate with you. Try not to panic and see if you can speak to him/her again.

anoncrazycat t1_j64kbv3 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 5:46 PM

Reply to TIFU by expecting to have a birthday cake from my family by [deleted]

Happy Birthday, op. Sorry your parents are so cruel.

anoncrazycat t1_j619za8 wrote on January 27, 2023 at 12:14 AM

Reply to comment by NameShortage in The Tunnel (OC) by LeeroyM

I snickered pretty hard at this.

anoncrazycat t1_j5rwx9k wrote on January 25, 2023 at 3:14 AM

Reply to Arsonist by JerBearBK

This is really cool. I don't really know what to say specifically, it was just so cool that I felt like it needed a comment in addition to the upvote.

anoncrazycat t1_j5hze3p wrote on January 23, 2023 at 3:11 AM

Reply to The Whydigo, by Me by CuteGoblinGirl

Wheredigo? Howdigo? Whodigo?

anoncrazycat t1_j5ddlzy wrote on January 22, 2023 at 4:20 AM

Reply to Pizza Fairy, me, markers, 2023 by MrGrumble84

Aw, it looks like a Boglin XD

anoncrazycat t1_itoh6h2 wrote on October 25, 2022 at 3:28 AM

Reply to comment by -domi- in After my retirement from the company I worked at for 45 years, I looked forward to some relaxation time, but my wife had other ideas... by SourBeefHoop

No fitting room attendant is "passing out" from hearing that someone pooped in the fitting room. Maybe a 'not this shit again' or a 'I don't get paid enough for this' sigh.