Is lesbian corn used to make lesbian bread?

He went vegan and trained for soccer aid after getting the doctor's warning

Man vs food seems to show that barbecue country is best.

I guess good food isn't universal to all States.

As much as that sounds feasible, have you ever watched "man vs food"? American cuisine is awesome. It's just the greediness part that sometimes spoils it.

OP, number 1 rule before starting any project; check the status of your necessary resources..........

I'm trisexual.........

I'll try to fuck anything........

OP, driver improvement courses are better than you think. I've even on a couple of speed awareness courses (both times due to lapses in concentration) in my time and each time I found them very informative and helpful.

Jesus Christ arrives at an Inn in Jerusalem. He hands to Inn keeper 4 nails and says "can you put me up for the night.........".

Just killed the joke. You're supposed to leave the audience hanging.

Important fleshlight user tip. Leave the lid off while it dries.

OP, sorry for your shitty Christmas. It happens. Obviously, you weren't prepared for your bf's family's Christmas and you could have done with a heads-up.

Well, my previous 2 Christmases were stinkers.

2 years ago, we were all ready to go, did the veg prep, sorted presents all late night on Christmas eve, then at 430 on Christmas morning, I had to take my 1-year-old son to hospital with a viral wheeze. We didn't leave hospital until 630pm and our Christmas was hideously delayed.

Last year, I crashed my car on Christmas eve morning (with the Christmas Dinner in the front boot, which was promptly launched in to a farmers field). Luckily, I survived the crash (if you look at the pictures of the car on my profile, you'll see what I mean by lucky) and the wife managed to get a replacement Dinner. We got through Christmas ok, but then my father died on boxing day. Then we all caught covid 2 days after that.

This year, we've been walking on eggshells and keep getting faithful nods. Our oldest daughter cut her eye on her sisters bed, we've all had colds and I fell off my son's hoverboard on to my wife, injuring us both. It's all superficial, though because we've bounced back in the knowledge that they are small things compared to the last 2 years.

>Then we had the bun, roll, barm cake argument.

Teacake, cobb, stottie, muffin.........

OP, are you karma farming?

OP, you should have been honest in the first place. Non-consensual sexual acts are technically assault and she's probably more angry about your lack of honesty than any issue with the fetish. That aside, you can't force her to like pee play or foot fetish and if she isn't into either, then you have to choose between love and lust.