A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog.
He asks the shopkeeper, ‟Does your dog bite?”
The shopkeeper says, ‟No, my dog doesn't bite.”
The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him.
‟Ouch,” he says, ‟I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!”
The shopkeeper replies, ‟That isn't my dog.”
andersen829 t1_j1g9yfm wrote
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A man walks into a shop and sees a cute little dog. He asks the shopkeeper, ‟Does your dog bite?” The shopkeeper says, ‟No, my dog doesn't bite.” The man tries to pet the dog and the dog bites him. ‟Ouch,” he says, ‟I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!” The shopkeeper replies, ‟That isn't my dog.”