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acqz t1_jdfrxt7 wrote
Reply to comment by SuccessfulManifests in LPT What are unique ways to grow and expand my money without investing in stock or cryptocurrency? by SuccessfulManifests
Your money is tied up for 1 month, 3 months, 6 months, 2 years or however long the maturity is of the bond you buy. Normally the longer the maturity, the more interest you get, but we're in an anomalous period where the 6 months T-bill is currently paying the most interest of all.
acqz t1_jdfr65o wrote
Reply to LPT What are unique ways to grow and expand my money without investing in stock or cryptocurrency? by SuccessfulManifests
Bonds. Treasury bills are the safest financial instrument after cash and backed by the full strength of the US government. Never been a better time to invest in bonds now that the interest rates are so high.
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Reply to comment by ForeverStrangeMoe in My girlfriend wrote I love you in my banana by ForeverStrangeMoe
Welp, time for a new gf. This one's into bananas!
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Reply to Glonous History by PrinceAmled
r/keming
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Reply to A Stained glass window by GoodMornEveGoodNight
What are you doing, step-Father?
acqz t1_j6lt8v3 wrote
Reply to comment by kahmos in LPT: Tips from a frequent flyer by Creatrix
All of these are optimized for the worst case scenario. I'd rather know how to flip up the aisle armrest so I can get out easier (there's a button on the underside).
acqz t1_j6lsyuu wrote
Reply to LPT: Tips from a frequent flyer by Creatrix
> Buy bottled water on the flight; never drink the bathroom tap water.
Most of these are crap, but this one takes the cake. What's wrong with the tap water?
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Reply to Login: Admin Password: Admin by omfgmynameisgone
Except the homeowner is a sysadmin and the key opens a honeypot where the burglar gets livestreamed to law enforcement.
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Reply to NSYNC in 1997 by Djf47021
40% jeans
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Reply to Barbara Walter in 1972 Harper's Bazaar by -Pantomime
Booba
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Reply to comment by nocturnaltumenscence in You don’t have to worry about Southwest Airlines helping Covid get anywhere. by The_Good_Vibe_Tribe
*Spelled airborne
Unless you're talking about wheat or you're British.
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Here for the comments 🍿
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Reply to comment by SableSlate in In 2016 I tried starting a biz making oversized paper flowers. It flopped. Still proud! by SableSlate
I would like to see your orchid.
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Reply to What tower are we meeting at again? by ImpossibleAnger
"Ah I see my new castle is coming along nicely!"
"What shall we name it, sire?"
"We'll name it after my firstborn son, Prince Henry Court."
"The main road also needs a name, sire."
"Ah yes, it shall bear the name of my favorite middle child, Prince Mildred Boulevard."
"What about the tower, sire?"
"Ugh, do we have to? I guess you can name it after my bitch daughter."
acqz t1_iugqs88 wrote
> The century-old suspension bridge [...] had re-opened just four days ago, after being closed for about seven months for repair work.
> the bridge collapsed as too many people in the mid-section of the bridge were trying to sway it from one way to the other.
Sounds like this was due to people being idiots, but that may be just a cover story.
acqz t1_iubwvzt wrote
The fact that she kept his picture for 50 years...
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acqz t1_iu6lvnm wrote
Quick! Before they get to you, tell us one thing only you would know - we'll use it to verify they didn't replace you with a decoy to avoid suspicion.
acqz t1_iu3bo6b wrote
Imagine the smell!
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Reply to comment by Healthy-Quarter-5903 in Top sources of meaning across different countries by PaulHasselbaink
And nowhere else.
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Reply to comment by [deleted] in A joke from my 7 year old daughter who thought she was extremely funny 🤣 by Audacious_Avacad0
Why was your wife with OP at midnight?
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Reply to Everyone speaks english right? by lostinthewoods87
Wow, TIL I'm fluent in 15 languages!