Submitted by a_pinch_of_sarcasm t3_1256tn0 in Jokes
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a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb11gl8 wrote
Reply to comment by DeerDiarrhea in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
Just wait until the Canada goose Air Force joins the attack.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb0nggl wrote
Reply to comment by losimagic in Surfer attacked by seal, breaks leg, too tall for air ambulance by losimagic
If they would have just broken the other leg, he would have been very foldable.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jb0n15v wrote
If he had been attacked by a shark, his legs would be shorter and he would have fit.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_j9riq4x wrote
Looks like a scene from War of the Worlds.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_j9rfw6b wrote
*Dick pick
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_iwsp3au wrote
But now everyone else will be wanting to use the same one.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_iugibzv wrote
When you try to sneak under the furniture, but you get stuck to the carpet like Velcro.
a_pinch_of_sarcasm t1_jddcf9f wrote
Reply to She takes her doggy to bed with her by lnfinity
Hog with a dog.