That's pretty funny.

Hopefully, this experience will motivate her to become a healthier, happier person.

I'm gay.. and you said or did nothing wrong.

Stop overthinking it.

What did you do that was wrong? I don't see anything.

you gotta drink water... but not from the New Orleans municipal supply.

Room temperature bottled water would be fine, just make sure you drink it after alcohol or spicy food and you'll be ok.