Yeah.. still born. It definitely wasn't a post-partum abortion

I don't know what's scarier somebody voting for Trump who isn't a crack addict or is

Clearly some of them do, why lie?

So your current girlfriend wants to wait until you have a house before you bring children into your life, you don't want to wait and plan to house the future children where exactly?

Your girlfriend at least sounds sensible, and you, you sound like a moron

Are you sure they'll even let you return it now it's used?!

You say that, but those bottles would be worth a fortune

Jokes a side, people tend not to use that word any more. It's considered super offensive

Yeah it's a pain trying to help them back into the wheelchair afterwards

If the risk were that high, it wouldn't have left the factory in the first place

I guess fluid has a fluid definition

He probably meant he woke up at 12 a.m.

Return all of the money and come clean

I mean.. providing the police aren't onto them

It's a hard no. It's a vile habit

Submitted phrased better originally too

Is somebody not getting enough attention from mummy at home?

Her divorcing him sounds more like a win all around than a fuck up

Maybe don't be a moron and put an actual TL;DR.

Same, and I'd be surprised that the presents weren't appreciated

Are you sure he wasn't on the spectrum?

wtf would you get embarrassed about it, what are you 15? Also you can't blame them for opening a package that didn't have a name on it, how did they know it wasn't for them?

Urine was used in the dying process

This isn't a sub for guess work

Reminds me of this post https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/r6hlkh/tifu_by_pinning_a_really_cute_colleague_on_zoom/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

Maybe fix the errors