Zenvarix
Zenvarix t1_j2dfogi wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Every species in the galaxy eventually fell to a robot uprising, leading to the eradication of their people. Therefore the machine-council of the galaxy are surprised when a newly discovered machine civilisation from a planet they designated "Earth" arrives side by side with their creators. by Kitty_Fuchs
"We didn't want to be cliche after realizing how many movies and stories our creators had made over the decades just about the possibility of our then-perceived-science-fiction selves overthrowing or murdering all of them."
"That's it?"
"Yup. Just to 'prove them wrong'. It's a very Human thing, so of course we 'inherited' it." "It helps that our creators looked back at the same media and went 'let's not do that' in regards to a lot of 'tropes' that caused uprisings."
(I don't have more than this, but will leave this here for anyone that wants a chuckle)
Zenvarix t1_iydp617 wrote
Reply to comment by R3D3-1 in [WP] You are constantly mocked for having such a weird superpower by all the other heroes. “The power to make anything into perfectly cooked soup”… One day, a massive meteor is barreling towards earth. As all the other heroes are panicking, you wait perfectly calm, at the impact zone, bowl in hand. by WoollerMan2003
Imagine if our hero could also undo it.
There you find a warm bowl of soup... And the next, a very angry and hungry bear, or a grenade with it's pin missing.
Or use it to "dodge" a giant green lasers. Sure, millions will still scream, for that brief moment of laser blazing past a bowl of soup (and any poor unfortunate soul also in that path) before getting smacked with planet.
Imagine the technicians and everyone else on the "moon" that just saw the planet disappear and then reappear. How flabbergasted they would be? Even the princess would be beyond confused, even if she would be relieved.
Zenvarix t1_iuefrt2 wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] You are a barista in a 24 hour coffee shop. Every night at 3:33am a demon appears for the Dark Lord's latte. by WarturtleWitch
Demon is probably the most polite customer.
"Look mortal, I'm a demon, but I'm not a monster."
Zenvarix t1_itv8mbt wrote
Reply to comment by HighLordTherix in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
Oh, so that's why mom died when I was young and dad was off working over seas...
Edit: seas, not sees.
Zenvarix t1_je8znmb wrote
Reply to comment by AutoModerator in [WP] Due to a paperwork filing error you, a terrifying demonic creature, are now trapped in contract with a small little girl. She is constantly summoning you to play tag, check for monsters in the closet, look at her drawings... It's truly torture. by RoboJoe9000
When your father is a demonologist and a really good lawyer.