Zadok47 t1_jebmkiu wrote on March 30, 2023 at 8:50 PM

Reply to Joe Biden is not my president by [deleted]

At least you're not Canadian.

Zadok47 t1_je53v13 wrote on March 29, 2023 at 2:08 PM

Reply to My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie

Be thankful you're still having it.

Zadok47 t1_je044ug wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:38 PM

Reply to comment by lyinggrump in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

Does he even have a day job?

Zadok47 t1_je03ydb wrote on March 28, 2023 at 1:37 PM

Reply to comment by TemporaryPrimate in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel

Wrong kind of bar for that.

Zadok47 t1_jdzxb2m wrote on March 28, 2023 at 12:44 PM

Reply to Why was the Geology book Thick. by TexasGater

All these puns are hard to take.

Zadok47 t1_jdf1huz wrote on March 23, 2023 at 10:42 PM

Reply to I just invented a car that only moves when the driver is silent. by WarlikeDisco

Perfect car for my wife. 20 years and the car never left the garage.

Zadok47 t1_jabm1j5 wrote on February 28, 2023 at 6:41 AM

Reply to Well, it's safe to say the boomers caused climate change... by YearLongSummer

We didn't burn CDs, we burned bras and pot.

Zadok47 t1_j9b4wtk wrote on February 20, 2023 at 5:12 PM

Reply to Three old engineers ate sitting on a park bench, debating the nature of God. by SpazKerman

God must be an (ethnic slur). Who else would build a snack bar next to the sewer.

Zadok47 t1_j6mpo8w wrote on January 31, 2023 at 12:49 PM

Reply to Want to know what the definition of insanity is? by OoooohKay

Akshully, the definition of insanity is reading r/jokes thinking you'll read something original.

Zadok47 t1_j3ojsft wrote on January 10, 2023 at 12:08 AM

Reply to I have a civil service joke to tell by whistleridge

In what languages will the joke be available?

Zadok47 t1_j2cpoiw wrote on December 31, 2022 at 7:07 AM

Reply to comment by ShortyNC in A woman asked me if I smoke after sex… by RoastedStormtrooper

I don't get no respect, no respect at all.

Zadok47 t1_j26nhfg wrote on December 30, 2022 at 1:06 AM

Reply to Can we please ban jokes about the menstrual cycle? by [deleted]

That's a messy request.

Zadok47 t1_j1yl5z5 wrote on December 28, 2022 at 10:21 AM

Reply to It must be hard for women to work in the postal service. by krisworld1806

One career that depends on how much you carry on.

Zadok47 t1_j1xuc4z wrote on December 28, 2022 at 4:51 AM

Reply to What did the pine say to the oak when both were being chopped down for lumber? by playingwithechoes

Please don't pine for me when I'm gone.

Zadok47 t1_j165b8r wrote on December 21, 2022 at 11:11 PM

Reply to comment by Yuunon in I'm really frustrated with this faulty vacuum cleaner. by plitox

My wife doesn't vacuum either.

Zadok47 t1_iy7qrxo wrote on November 29, 2022 at 11:11 AM

Reply to What is the difference between Jesus and Jesus’s painting? by Rockstud101

The painting is real.

Zadok47 t1_iwenkj6 wrote on November 15, 2022 at 1:56 AM

Reply to Never date a tennis player.. by prettycoolguy97

You need to have fuzzy balls to play.

Zadok47 t1_iuj1q05 wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:25 PM

Reply to What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? by gravi-tea

A stick.

Zadok47 t1_iu4xui9 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 4:06 PM

Reply to There's a hotel that still has an elevator operator, to prevent people from doing graffiti in it, or kids from jumping in it. by dickcheney600

And you let me down, too.

Zadok47 t1_iteabsu wrote on October 23, 2022 at 12:01 AM

Reply to Why doesn't the bible have an "about the author"? by Flightorfighter

Has no foreword either.

Zadok47 t1_is916s1 wrote on October 14, 2022 at 4:30 AM

Reply to Somewhere in the world, a woman is giving birth every three seconds... by Rolaid-Tommassi

Check in Utah. She's probably a Mormon.