The police desk Sergeant used to do that to the new guys fresh from the Academy, confident in their knowledge of all things.
"Investigate a suspicious car at Mooney's Garage."
Where's that Sarge?
"Take a left and head east. Go past Kinkles Pond, and take the first left. Left again at the stop sign, then around Demoriak's Corner, then pull into the first parking lot on your right. Mooney's Garage is the next building."
First, none of those people have been alive since 1955.
Second, he's just given you directions back to where you started, shy of 50 feet.
"The Exxon Station?! That I was across the street from?! There are no cars there at all!"
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The police desk Sergeant used to do that to the new guys fresh from the Academy, confident in their knowledge of all things.
"Investigate a suspicious car at Mooney's Garage." Where's that Sarge?
"Take a left and head east. Go past Kinkles Pond, and take the first left. Left again at the stop sign, then around Demoriak's Corner, then pull into the first parking lot on your right. Mooney's Garage is the next building."
First, none of those people have been alive since 1955. Second, he's just given you directions back to where you started, shy of 50 feet.
"The Exxon Station?! That I was across the street from?! There are no cars there at all!"
"Heh heh."