Was it a Canada goose? Those things are in demand amongst thieves

Assuming y’all also never go to Starbucks, Whole Foods, Harris teeter, or shop on Amazon either then? Or are we just virtue signaling

Union Kitchen’s selection and their sandwiches are all great. Good wines too.

Are they still cash only?

There are actually a ton of housing vouchers available in DC. I have not spoken with homeless folks and am not exactly sure why some prefer living in a tent over getting a housing voucher. Maybe it’s an independence thing.

Might wanna move to Jersey if you can’t afford NYC.

There are great restaurants here for men and women alike

Move to Arlington then since it seems like you solely are being targeted in the city. Oh wait, then you’d complain about consultants right?

Throw that shit away, it’s probably covered in cat hair too yeah? Drive it to the dump. Benning road transfer station.

Potomac Yard in Alexandria

I got to try the Dabney 2 years ago when their tasting menu was $90 a person. It was damn good, but now it’s $170 a person which is wild.

Whole Foods is for sure your best bet

4. Get your bike stolen

5. Report it stolen

6. Nothing happens

7. Have the opportunity to re-purchase your stolen bike from someone on Craigslist or FB market

8. Go back to 4

Go to Solly’s tavern. Cozy as fuck, cheap drinks. No food though so eat before.

Lmfao the virtue signaling on this day is too good

Every city thinks they have the worst drivers. This isn’t some profound observation. There isn’t any traffic enforcement in DC, and MD and VA drivers don’t have to pay traffic camera tickets. What do you expect to happen?

Noma safety wise is sort of up and down. Look at the Trulia app and it’ll show you recent specific crimes near each street. The wharf is cool but a bit notorious for its inaccessibility. Chinatown is busy so if you’re cool with that then you’ll have a good time. Be aware though it gets congested when the wizards or capitals are playing.

I thought it was Sirius Black with a random dog lol

my bad moe

Have you considered picking up the food yourself?? It’s about as independent as it gets.

But keep voting for Bowser just cuz it says “democrat”next to her name y’all. She’s the one not doing anything about this shit.

“Rich white folks love seeing the peasants dance”

Right there with you