>Please be chicken, please be chicken...

In this day and age, that seems like a really big ask... to get something that big with no dipping sauce.

Seems like a stupid question but why didn't they just call Long an Uber or Taxi?

>On the night Long [the lawyer representing the strip club] died, he shared drinks and played cards with a woman employed by Shotgun Willie’s as an entertainer, according to a local CBS affiliate.

>The entertainer reportedly perceived Long to be “extremely” intoxicated. Another employee began taking him home before bringing him back, to let him sleep in his car.

Because they killed him you say? Makes sense to me!