Problems with the story that make it seem made-up:
As many have said, $400/hr is REALLY high. The fact you repeatedly made a point of how cheap the sex worker was (assuming you did so to reinforce this idea that they have more STD’s the cheaper they are), yet the sex worker wasn’t cheap at ALL, means it’s likely you were just guessing and couldn’t google a definitive price range
What you COULD google us onset of herpes symptoms after first exposure and whaddya know…it’s FOUR DAYS! How perfect. 🤣
You “searched up this girls profile”? What does that even mean? Did you not already see this supposed profile when you originally found her? And then you find she “had at least 700 past clients”.
This, for me, was the clincher. Do you honestly think sex workers have a CLIENT COUNTER, on their profile? 🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell would any sex worker keep that tally and make it available to potential clients? That simply didn’t happen.
And what’s up with this pathological approach to dating. You decided to date someone like it was a college coarse, or like you are an alien but heard that’s a thing humans do so you added it to your schedule?
The whole thing reads like an 👽 who was tasked to go undercover and investigate the behavior of humans during their college years, ended up meeting a sex worker who swindled you out of human money and when your overlords on the mothership asked for your paperwork you had to make up a story to explain the missing money.
That, and you’ve probably given humans space AIDS.
Wheelaffect t1_j1s26aq wrote
Reply to TIFU by thinking I have to practice with a pro before having sex with my girlfriend by [deleted]
Problems with the story that make it seem made-up:
As many have said, $400/hr is REALLY high. The fact you repeatedly made a point of how cheap the sex worker was (assuming you did so to reinforce this idea that they have more STD’s the cheaper they are), yet the sex worker wasn’t cheap at ALL, means it’s likely you were just guessing and couldn’t google a definitive price range
What you COULD google us onset of herpes symptoms after first exposure and whaddya know…it’s FOUR DAYS! How perfect. 🤣
You “searched up this girls profile”? What does that even mean? Did you not already see this supposed profile when you originally found her? And then you find she “had at least 700 past clients”.
This, for me, was the clincher. Do you honestly think sex workers have a CLIENT COUNTER, on their profile? 🤣🤣🤣
Why the hell would any sex worker keep that tally and make it available to potential clients? That simply didn’t happen.
The whole thing reads like an 👽 who was tasked to go undercover and investigate the behavior of humans during their college years, ended up meeting a sex worker who swindled you out of human money and when your overlords on the mothership asked for your paperwork you had to make up a story to explain the missing money.
That, and you’ve probably given humans space AIDS.