Waitsfornoone
Waitsfornoone t1_jef391x wrote
Reply to Why can’t you tell a joke to a kleptomaniac? by TheJpow
TIL that Lisa Lampanelli is a kleptomaniac.
Waitsfornoone t1_jef2m22 wrote
Squire to Kennel Master: "Release the shepherds!"
Waitsfornoone t1_jef2c42 wrote
I just got my prostate examined. That's the last time I fall asleep on the train.
Waitsfornoone t1_jeeo1fw wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
r/nonsequitur
Waitsfornoone t1_jeenw15 wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Well, someone got irate about it.
Waitsfornoone t1_jeea6r5 wrote
Reply to comment by Irate_Alligate1 in A man walks into a bar and orders a beer by jonest27
Because the first three were by Karma Fishing Bots, all of which are obviously defective.
Waitsfornoone t1_jec4tm1 wrote
Reply to comment by Warlornn in I’m not paying 5k for a dog unless it’s Brian Griffin by [deleted]
Point made.
Waitsfornoone t1_jec4lkm wrote
Sure ... Donald!
Waitsfornoone t1_jec441i wrote
Reply to comment by skimdiameter75 in I was actually named after Trump... by Keyaru_The_Healer20
Another Karma bot that needs reprogramming.
Waitsfornoone t1_jec3yi4 wrote
Reply to comment by SmackEh in What do you call a black man who flies an airplane? by Last_Fact_3044
Why ask why?
Waitsfornoone t1_jec3rzy wrote
What do you call 4 sheep tied to a fence in Wales? A Brothel.
Waitsfornoone t1_jebfxdz wrote
Reply to comment by allnightdisco in What happens if you commit a crime in Australia? by Awesomeuser90
That's what she said ...
Waitsfornoone t1_jebekgo wrote
Reply to comment by KingBooRadley in What’s a good title for necrophilia porn? by KFCfan05
Or just fucking some scrambled eggs.
Waitsfornoone t1_jea61xq wrote
Reply to I was in the supermarket with the wife today when completely out of the blue she said "You know something? You really are a lazy bastard!" by SionGest
Why do we feel a need to call people out for being lazy? It's not like they did anything.
Waitsfornoone t1_je9pjcq wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in My girlfriend left me because of my abandonment issues... by Risperdali
You're presuming the dog is agreeable to such beastilogy.
Waitsfornoone t1_je7ickc wrote
Reply to This is terrible but I'm proud of it because I worked on it last night until I thought it was funny. Wow, what a great way to introduce a joke. by wafflesareforever
Credit for trying.
As they say in show business: "Dying is easy. Comedy is hard."
Waitsfornoone t1_je7gx59 wrote
Reply to comment by peter_the_martian in My wife and I are a same sex couple by RealBowtie
Jackson Browne wrote a song about it: "Rosie."
Waitsfornoone t1_je6upxu wrote
Reply to A mechanical engineer, electrical engineer, chemical engineer, and computer engineer by JustMusic-YouTube
Simpler: Just roll down the windows, and then roll backup again.
Waitsfornoone t1_je2dxgt wrote
Reply to comment by regrettablyold in [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
TIL Cousin It is really from the Itt family, and they have nothing to do with the digital world we live in.
Waitsfornoone t1_je2138o wrote
Reply to [ Removed by Reddit ] by noOne000Br
Cousin It's father.
Waitsfornoone t1_je20ulj wrote
Ten minutes later, when the clowns kept coming out of that boat, no one found it the least bit funny.
Waitsfornoone t1_je081ta wrote
Reply to comment by Jacobizreal in What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve? by Ethan_Blank687
Down the street is the local brothel, where they trade Dicks and Blondes.
Waitsfornoone t1_je07wg1 wrote
Reply to comment by Philcycles84 in What kind of degree does a shipyard recieve? by Ethan_Blank687
Plus you can have all the friendship you want when you invite people onto your mega yacht,
Waitsfornoone t1_je06rme wrote
Reply to comment by whyamihere999 in This guy walks into the bar and sees a gorgeous blonde sitting on a bar stool all alone. by joke_channel
Ha! You make it sound like the Canadian version of the movie 'High Noon'.
Waitsfornoone t1_jefvkod wrote
Reply to Don't forget that today is April Fools! by MothAliens
Apparently, jokes on OP.