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Unlikely_Ad_7030 t1_iw6x0df wrote
Reply to comment by palegate in TIFU by informing my SO that I didn't arrive home safely. by floreality
Dear beloved It is with my deepest condolences and a bit of blood in my mouth that I write to you now, to inform you that I am in fact not safely within my abode, but rather curled up in a ditch just off I95. You need not come to my rescue, as the mud here is actually quite comfortable and the homeless vagrants are good company. From your favorite corpse to be, Susan
Unlikely_Ad_7030 t1_iw7g7ba wrote
Reply to comment by allyouneedare6cats in TIFU by walking out of the bathroom naked in front of my 62 year old uncle by [deleted]
XD no WAY this man is interested