It was probably the closest thing she'd ever had to a real date so I understand her bragging about it.

Prepare to be shocked: Women also look at the boobs of other women on the beach. Do you think everyone who looks at boobs on the beach is immature or just the ones in relationships?

From your comment I have deduced you are a control freak and believe yourself to always be correct in every situation. See how that works?

Does she cover his eyes if they're watching a movie where there is female nudity? How about if they're at the beach? It isn't as if OP's watching hardcore porn or wasting money on strippers. Honestly, this is a stupid boundary and when she has a better understanding of men she will realize this and set realistic ones.

Sirly (Sir Earl)?

It probably isn't a bad thing, though, that he knows you liked and missed his pupper.

I feel your pain. I took a call from a coworker I had not spoken to in awhile (we were moved to different locations) and asked about her baby, which she had delivered a few months before. She said, "oh, you didn't know, my baby died." I wanted to puke. I am now very hesitant to ask about anyone's babies now.

WTF do the bugs come from?

I do believe I would file those assault charges, or certainly have the cops have a little chat with the woman beater.