Well heck, why not. Artificial intelligence programs running on organic computers. I know we said we weren't going to make replicants, but heck, they're just so darn neat is all. I mean yeah of course we'll program them feel pain and fear, why wouldn't we? It just wouldn't be an authentic personality otherwise. Oh and yes absolutely we're working on replicating psychosis in an AI. Heck, maybe we can even just throw the code for that into the next mandatory automatic secret update, you know that would totally make them even more authenticl. No, I don't think we really have time to test it, we have deadlines to meet. Future's looking bright!

And what, you happen to know that you could fly a spaceship through one and end up in the Delta Quadrant safe and sound?

Why does anyone insist on believing in worm holes? Like we're really living in some silly space exploration game? You fly a spacecraft into a cosmic lens like that and it gets crushed down to the size of an atom and everyone dies a gruesome death. I'm sorry I love space, but it's just not a convenient place.

You ever see the difference between the male Orangutans of Sumatra vs. Borneo? Where food is abundant and the males do not fight, makes tend not to develop the massive face. Where food is scarce and males live solidarity and in competition, they tend to all develop the large leathery cheeks. Scientists claim not to know how it works, but I'm sure it is related to what we see here. Stressing a male body must cause a feedback loop of hormones that strengthens it, even to the point of physical transformation.