TomAto314
TomAto314 t1_j5zt66s wrote
Reply to comment by Vast-Support-1466 in I got cut off by a taxi driver last week. I was walking through town today and I saw him at the back of the queue at the taxi rank. I got in the first taxi in the queue and said "How much to the station ?" "$5" said the driver. "And how much for a blow job ?" I asked him. by AdeptLengthiness8886
I don't really get it either. So he tricked some random taxi drivers into thinking someone took up his blowjob offer. Ok...
It might be a funny story if you did it in real life but as just a joke not much there.
TomAto314 t1_j4rfpq4 wrote
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Reply to TIL African elephants can exchange information by emitting low-frequency sounds that travel dozens of miles under the ground on the savanna. The sound waves come from the animals' huge vocal cords, and distant elephants “hear” the signals with their highly sensitive feet. by iboughtarock
Do you know the difference between an Indian and an African Elephant? >!one's an elephant!<
TomAto314 t1_iuipp3m wrote
Reply to comment by FastWalkingShortGuy in TIL Peter Weller, who played RoboCop, went on to get his Ph.D. in Italian Renaissance Art History and wrote his dissertation about Renaissance artist/philosopher Leon Battista Alberti by kamyizme
IIRC the "gotta keep 'em separated" was in regards to chemistry experiment chemicals or something like that.
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Reply to comment by plateau1999 in Helen Keller walked into a bar. by OBVWXLF
I also like the alternate punchline: "Because she's dead."
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Reply to comment by Fathoms77 in This game is so beautiful and aesthetic that I have revisit it every couple of years by Wonder-Lad
I remember the devs making a big deal about how she wouldn't be annoying like most NPCs that get lost in path finding or get you killed.