TikkiTakiTomtom

TikkiTakiTomtom t1_itmiunv wrote

She who weeps at the foot of the mountain

Upon the lake of water pure

The blade that never cuts — stolen

Past the fiery skies azure

Where has it gone,

To lands unknown

Alas I have finally found it

In a place where

Green tendrils perish

Smoke on the waters wither

And beasts of iron roam the land, seas and skies

Lies the forgotten legend,

Faltered.

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TikkiTakiTomtom t1_ir7e8oz wrote

People make jokes but there’s different swimming strategies employed by fish and other marine animals dependent on their anatomy (big dorsal fin etc)

For example:

  • whales and dolphins swallow the water in front of them and the force of it pulls them forward
  • starfish require the symbiotic assistance of teenage mutant ninja sea turtles to throw them like throwing stars
  • speaking of which certain species of sharks discovered in the 90’s traverse are highly complex and sophisticated, traversing only via bikes and roller skates
  • polar bears propel themselves like squid using their farts but because they just float atop the water they’re more like the Portuguese man of war which also fires off a brigade of farts
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