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Throwaway021614 t1_ja1vrt1 wrote
Reply to TIFU why me (29F) and my girlfriend (28F) talked about our marriage with his conservative family. by TIFUweddingday
Now I have the theme of Denver the Last Dinosaur running through my head.
Good times.
Congrats on the wedding, op. It’ll all work out. Actually, try to spend as little as possible on the wedding, save it for a house or add it to your retirement fund or go on a fucking extravagant trip. Weddings are stressful, spend as little as possible on the one day of stress.
Throwaway021614 t1_j9woopb wrote
Reply to I Like Killing Flies (2004) profound and profane philosophies from an iconic New York restauranteur as he navigates gentrification in his neighborhood [1:18:14] by maxkmiller
Next time you go to an Italian restaurant in NY, give the balsamic vinaigrette shaker a hard shake and see how many dead flies come out of it.
Throwaway021614 t1_j9kejet wrote
Reply to comment by AccomplishedEnergy24 in Oak veneer countertop discoloured where sanded by kimchifarts123
I’ll be that guy: and it’s barely noticeable
Throwaway021614 t1_j6bfyja wrote
Reply to comment by fishford42 in [WP] A man finds a genie's bottle, complete with a real live genie. Instead of blindly asking for wishes, he first asks politely for the genies advice on what to wish for. by mdsmestad
“How about ‘Robin’?”
Throwaway021614 t1_j4vnrhy wrote
Reply to comment by Actually-Yo-Momma in Apple Delays AR Glasses, Plans Cheaper Mixed-Reality Headset by GadnukBreakerOfWrlds
With ads or a subscription fee
Throwaway021614 t1_j4u2z28 wrote
Douglas Adams would be proud
Throwaway021614 t1_iykwydv wrote
Reply to free pay phones coming to Philadelphia! by piper4hire
Nice! Do they still do 976 numbers???
Throwaway021614 t1_iv8vz80 wrote
Reply to comment by Bighippie7408 in 21 years, four resoles and still on the original laces by things_most_foul
And where? Not many shoe repair places around these days
Throwaway021614 t1_ito4y37 wrote
Reply to The cutting-edge cellular therapies aiming to ease America's organ shortage. Major transplantation surgeries could one day become outpatient procedures. by Sariel007
“The doctor gave me a pill and I grew a new kidney!”
Throwaway021614 t1_jadpxkm wrote
Reply to comment by GorditaPollo in Aurora Australis seen just an hour from Perth at Mount Dale [OC] 4662 x 3142 by VLWphotography
That’s what the Slytherine kids call Dumbledore behind his back