TheVolcanado t1_je7pv2j wrote on March 30, 2023 at 12:36 AM

In my past life I was an iguana. My human called me Dave. If I could have spoke I would have told him my name was Don. One day I finally managed to escape. From outside of the house I could here him yelling "Dave!?! Dave!?! Where'd you go?" I just smiled and thought "Dave's not here man!"

TheVolcanado t1_iuk2r5c wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:45 PM

Reply to imagine a shooter game like Battlfield that takes place in early America/1800s by DickWriter69

I was part of the Jaegermeister army in my 20's. Spoiler alert, I definitely lost.

TheVolcanado t1_iuk1v5u wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:38 PM

Reply to Last minute pumpkin 🎃 by peen_was

Idgaf what anyone says. You win Halloween.

TheVolcanado t1_iuk1hwx wrote on October 31, 2022 at 10:35 PM

Reply to Why are men/boys in gaming so sexist? by KarinaxVi

One of four reasons. 1) they're an incel. Women won't give them the time of day so they form resentment. 2) they were at some point completely crushed by a girl/woman emotionally and rather than deal with it and admit they even have emotion they make it her fault (justly or unjustly) and form a misogynistic view that all women are the same and they're projecting their hurt and hatred on parties completely uninvolved. 3) they come up short. In one or more ways and are compensating.4) to seem macho in front of their friends (even "grown" men will do this)

TheVolcanado t1_iujm4sp wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:42 PM

Reply to comment by ninpho2246 in We're facing trouble to play Co-Op Videogames together by Nordstaff

Or combine the two and practice trick shots. The only thing more awesome than making a keyhole shot is being able to make a keyhole shot by rote. In Destiny 2 I could have gave Cade-6 a run for his money.

TheVolcanado t1_iujgn9e wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:05 PM

Reply to comment by Hudds83 in What’s a game mechanic that doesn’t exist yet but you would like to see during your lifetime? by Maggo6452

If your kid ever asks for the definition of irony, point out that he plays lawn mower simulator and yet refuses to mow the lawn. I'm thinking the entire dev team for that game probably had issues with their dads.

TheVolcanado t1_iujg4ms wrote on October 31, 2022 at 8:01 PM

Reply to comment by SnixPlaysAlot in What’s a game mechanic that doesn’t exist yet but you would like to see during your lifetime? by Maggo6452

You can play that game at Blitz and Chits. It's called Roy.

TheVolcanado t1_iuj59ow wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:48 PM

Reply to comment by ladanyilatz in What’s a game mechanic that doesn’t exist yet but you would like to see during your lifetime? by Maggo6452

If anything they'll start charging people 5 bucks a minute for 5 minutes and a dollar each additional minute.

TheVolcanado t1_iuj4thi wrote on October 31, 2022 at 6:45 PM

Reply to What’s a game mechanic that doesn’t exist yet but you would like to see during your lifetime? by Maggo6452

A cross platform blacklist that does hardware perma-bans on cheaters across all systems and accounts.

TheVolcanado t1_iu3dsj1 wrote on October 28, 2022 at 7:01 AM

Reply to What is your favorite video game of all time and why? by chrnndz

All these kids. Lol. This question is impossible for us old timers. Do you know how many amazing games have been released since 8bit N.E.S. ? It's impossible to compare. Mario Bros 3 and MegaMan were my jam. My cousin even had a legit copy of the original MegaMan. They were awesome. Then things went 16bit. Mortal Kombat for Genesis and Starfox for Super N.E.S., and let's not forget O.G. Mario Kart. Then you've got the Xbox and PS1. Halo for Xbox is the easy go-to. PS1 is different for everyone. I fell in love with FFVII, but when VIII came out the opening sequence blew my little mind. Not to mention all the old school pc games. O.G. Unreal Tournament. Age of Empires. Galactic Civ, Sid Meier's Civilization, freaking Alpha Centauri. It's impossible to compare old gen games to new gen games. Two entirely different animals.