I can relate. In grade five, I stepped on a toothpick. It almost fully went in and it gave me a decent limp for the next three weeks. It happened three days after my brother's fingernail accidentally cut my eyeball. Having a distinct limp and patch on one eye in grade five is a surefire way to become a pirate in everyone's eyes. Some people thought I was a kid pretending to be one. :/
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Reply to TIFU by tripping over my backpack and stabbing a pencil into my foot. by filterpiece23
I can relate. In grade five, I stepped on a toothpick. It almost fully went in and it gave me a decent limp for the next three weeks. It happened three days after my brother's fingernail accidentally cut my eyeball. Having a distinct limp and patch on one eye in grade five is a surefire way to become a pirate in everyone's eyes. Some people thought I was a kid pretending to be one. :/