TheClayKnight
TheClayKnight t1_j591gaq wrote
Reply to comment by Pseudonimity in [WP] You are secretly a powerful villain who mainly uses their powers to play pranks on heroes, your son who's only been a villain for a year has just been killed by a team of teen heroes, Everyone isn't too concerned about what you'll do except for your nemesis who fully knows what your capable of by britishgamer215
Ok good intro, now where’s the story?
TheClayKnight t1_itvu6r4 wrote
Reply to comment by Pinkbeans1 in [WP] All your life, mythological beings have tried to pick you up. Childhood? Forced adoption. Teenagehood/Adulthood? Marriage. For example, selkies purposefully left their skins where you'd find them; banshees serenade you outside every night. Now at 30, you've learned why you attract them all... by MidgardWyrm
I want an Elvis impersonator to sing Nirvana songs now
TheClayKnight t1_jc1du8w wrote
Reply to comment by versenwald3 in [WP] Intergalactic Security stops a human outside the warp gate, attempting to arrest them for smuggling a container of dangerous caustic liquid. The embarrassed, exhausted human with lightyears of jetlag struggles to explain to the increasingly terrified officers what a "stomach" is. by SnippyTheDeliveryFox
“Tell us humans, why were you so late to this meeting?”
“Your border security detained us for having stomachs because none of them read their briefing on humans.”