To Slurpees! And to Sgt. Pepper, who’s growing out of the middle of your back!

Damn, that scarf looks comfy

That and he would growl wordlessly through his teeth. So loudly, in fact, that the birds would go silent for hours afterwards

Once he was sure they were dead he released his grip and allowed the body to crumple lifelessly to the floor of whatever wilderness setting these matches occurred

Doesn’t say anything about one hand either.

It seems Lincoln’s go-to move and possibly secret to success was to simply close his hands around his opponents windpipe and shake him in the air until he went limp.

> Without any specific mention of the “slam” component.

So.. Reading between the lines.. at some point Lincoln, in a particularly heated match, attempted to strangle his opponent

Are there any medieval self defence manuscripts that depict kicking your attacker in the groin?

Do you have other men in this house? Bat men?

Memory unlocked

“..and that’s another story of how I bravely fought several men by backpedaling across the countryside so as not to be surrounded.”