I wanted to add the NSFW tag to add to the hilarity of this post. ⚠️ WARNING ⚠️, if you add this tag you get messages about following the rules. So, in response to these messages I’m am keeping this post exceedingly clean. The scissors used in scissor tag are all children’s scissors made of plastic. While they might seem to introduce peril into this game, they only present the façade of peril. However, this game should never be played and I don’t condone it, even with fingers used to mimic scissors since this there is a danger of eye gouging. Sorry, this is all the dry funny I have this morning.

Wait…I did this post and I can determine what scissor tag is. It’s when you chase each other around and tag with scissors instead of your hand. I wanted something to sound real dangerous, like the kind of thing you would never do. Especially at work. I wanted to plant this idea “Gee, scissor tag is a bad idea” then present the “dirty joke at work” option and create a quandary