Takeyouonajourney9
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jeah851 wrote
Reply to comment by Go-to-bed_Good-Night in [WP] You been feeling really low energy recently. So much that you don't even want to go and fight your nemesis. Suddenly, you hear a knocking at your door, it's your nemesis. "Hey you haven't been around to fight recently, are you ok? Can I get you something?" by Masterpotato002
Nice🙌🏽
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jeagfv7 wrote
Reply to [WP] You get reincarnated as a blue whale with the memories of the whaling era as a part of your bargain with God to try and change the fate of the species. by Flaky_Explanation
Holy fever dream hell. I woke in a sweat, I hated humans.
With every bit of life in my blood. I could feel the freedom of the ocean. The instinctive pull towards the nearest jet stream. The connection to my herd.
The pain I felt from the atrocities from humans and their incessant waste, it boiled my blood.
We, my herd followed my lead. We knew that our creed was against harming if not to defend but was this not to defend?!?
The sweat beaded above my upper lip, the rage was enough to wake me.
My mission in this human body is to fix the word. But my position in this current world is lowly. I need money for food and to supply my life with sustainable longevity based things. We need THINGS in this life and to get them we must destroy the environment through work. Even driving to work creates problems.
I feel stuck and it’s because I am.
Edit: misread the instructions but hope you enjoy anyway lol
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_je8kj73 wrote
Reply to [IMAGE] Fix your shot and triumph by GirIsKing
Lol there are also some things and people that don’t deserve your attention. It is not escaping it is a choice to have a life without bullshit!!
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_je0waj0 wrote
Reply to comment by QuantumPolarBear1337 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Appreciated. I would totally opt for them but I’m without money so I am doing the best with what I have.
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdyas9a wrote
Reply to comment by BlettaFappaChu in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
No, I ended up using that and then a metal mudding tool. Legit it was a nightmare.
Oh and dawn dish soap.
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdy9pme wrote
Reply to comment by BlettaFappaChu in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Honestly I have no idea, but I couldn’t see through the glass.. so I went to work.
I can assure you that I don’t do tweeking..
But many muffins, cookies, breads and buns have been cooked in that oven for sure.
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdy8x0r wrote
Reply to comment by BlettaFappaChu in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
I assure you this is just a poor and desperate housewife..
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdxq0zo wrote
Reply to comment by Treknx01 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
lol that’s why I used an Allen wrench..
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdx0f9p wrote
Reply to comment by QuantumPolarBear1337 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Hahah it worked better than without power tools.
Takeyouonajourney9 OP t1_jdwka9g wrote
Reply to comment by QuantumPolarBear1337 in On this episode of desperate house wives by Takeyouonajourney9
Yeah, but this is FREE.
Submitted by Takeyouonajourney9 t3_123vqos in funny
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jdrj12y wrote
Reply to [WP] For 2 years now you've woken up every day with a different face. Every night your body changes: age, sex, ethnicity, height... Your memories, brain, clothes, house stay the same. Only your appearance changes. Living like this is hell. by OmegaT6
No one ever really gets to know you.
This was at first a defence mechanism put in place to protect your identity. It’s not fucking easy to build relationships when people really know who you are.
But every night on discord, while searching for your people, your appearance, height, age, accent and ethnicity change in order to protect yourself.
It wasn’t until last week that you came to realize the psychological impact that it was having on you.
The AI helps you to maintain your stories for each persona, it gets complicated. Having an AI generated face for interactions through discord has been a venture on its own. It took 2 months to hire the right team and another 9 months before it was usable. The audio portion was tricky with accents but when it was finally fixed it worked. No one could really tell the difference with the exception of a slight lighting issue.
When you sleep you dream of these other yous.
Sharing about your then girl who you adored writing anime style love and adventure stories with, was the last real time that you felt like you meeting people.
It was like a piece of you was etched in stone in that time and space.
The darkness that came afterwards consumed you into a solitary beam of triumph, fighting to be on the top of the world.
It tore you.
So seeking solace in people who couldn’t possibly have motivation to harm your ego, challenge your choices or give other negativity to you in this format was a natural formation.
Shielded yet meaningful connection.
Aaa aaaa aaaa aaa. I’m up, I’m up. My alarm is starting to piss me off. Gotta fix that.
Why was I talking with an accent? My mind has been playing tricks on me. I was up too late again, making a wonderful connection with a Canadian woman on discord.
Everytime that happens a part of me stays in that persona, no matter how much I try to shake it.
I think part of me recognizes a connection, something that is fucking painfully real and deep..
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jdobgr0 wrote
Reply to [WP] You are an immortal, and a family has tried and failed to kill you for generations. In fact, it's been going on so long that you've forgotten why they initially began looking for you. by CutieBecka
After the first few attempts I began digging.
At first it was just me. I hired people from different parts of the world and waited patiently for the answers. Answers that I felt were critical to contribute to my understanding.
365 days later to the day I received a letter in the mail.
The people who were after me were my own family.
They paid every penny they could into training and hunting me.
Their pictures were sent with snipits of who they are.
One woman had blue eyes, that looked so… familiar.
As I got to the second and third picture, I realized that they had all staged their own role within my life. The woman was a grocery store cashier, around the corner from my primary property in England.
The older man with the full hair and brown eyes, was a man who daily walked his dog, (an adorably oversized black lab), up my street.
The young lady with the neat and tidy look of an accountant was a coffee shop owner, 5 blocks from my Manhattan apartment.
Why if they wanted to hunt me, would they pose to know me for this long?
Why would my family be so heartwarmingly empathetic to my daily toils if only to do something to hurt or hinder me?
I grew up in an orphanage. It got awkward when I aged out of the system still only looking to be 5 yrs old, but I found a sympathetic family to take me in.
Where was my real family then?
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jclsoyc wrote
Reply to [Image] We need to realise this. by RutbaIsBored
❤️
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jal5719 wrote
Reply to [image] by MaaroufChoucair
‘Patience when you have nothing is not always optional’ me
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j8v2jae wrote
Reply to comment by Lampposthead2526 in If someone were to hypothetically put a sun next to ours as a binary system, would this increase the length of the habitable zone radius of the system? by Country_Royal
Take a planet with a molten center and smash another planet, preferably with water on it into it.. as the internet has led me to believe..
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j8lpp9t wrote
Reply to [image] Don't worry! by Yekduitin
I look at 1/2 of the alphabet at the same time as a plan at the same time..
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j88u2e3 wrote
Reply to comment by feltcute in To help solve the problem of too much guilt, a recent study found that placebos can reduce feelings of guilt, even when the person taking them knows they’re receiving placebos. by chrisdh79
Hahahaha I like how this one thinks!
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j7zldzb wrote
Consistency can also be one of those factors.. in a different format. Have you ever met someone who is a consistent asshole? They also no matter the practical application end up at the top of the stairs.
Consistently kind and nice sometimes gets you to the inconsistent stair set.
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j7w2nsi wrote
Reply to [Image] Just do it! by Tasty-Window
I wish I knew what exactly to do.
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j79t47v wrote
Reply to A new study suggests that too much screen time during infancy may lead to changes in brain activity, as well as problems with executive functioning — the ability to stay focused and control impulses, behaviors, and emotions — in elementary school. by Wagamaga
Anyone else find this study kind of fishy.. how well behaved exactly are kindergarteners expected to be?
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j79sm8y wrote
Reply to comment by Fast_Ad7959 in [Image] You made it! What was the best part of your day? by Fast_Ad7959
I’m happy you are here too!!
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j79sgiy wrote
High five!! I needed that.
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_j6l4dbd wrote
Reply to New study (n = 15,764) shows repeated concussions are linked to worse brain function in later life by unswsydney
Oh no, guess I am fucked.
Takeyouonajourney9 t1_jecqh2p wrote
Reply to [WP] You're in a government super-hero "cleanup" team. Not the aftermath... you "clean up" the heroes themselves when they "go bad." Today, a super that can generate matter from their subconscious has taken psychedelic mushrooms. by ImperialArmorBrigade
Just as the high hit.. a shadow loomed over our glorious city.
It was cylindrical and ginormous in proportion to the skyscrapers. There was a rounded edge.
What was it, it was hard to distinguish.
Damn it super Dave.. it was a giant dick..
Alt looked at me, ‘so uh what the fuck are we gonna do about that shit’?!???
‘Do you have your phone?’, ‘Yeah’.
‘Go blast super Dave with some Pizza commercials’.
Alt runs as fast as his legs can carry him, he expertly opens his browser and links onto a pizza commercial.. the giant dick slowly disappears.. pizza begins to fall from the sky..
Until.. a commercial pop up for Centaur World came on.
And that’s when all hell broke loose.