SuperSlims
SuperSlims t1_iwvqf9g wrote
Reply to comment by UnNamed234 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
My fellow human, I'll get up, scan the code and go "F this" and climb right back into bed. If I can't make it to bed, I'll curl up on the couch or floor. I'm a very stubborn person. I love my sleep way to much.
SuperSlims t1_iwvq850 wrote
Reply to comment by Ok-disaster2022 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
I drink a glass right before bed and first thing when I wake up. Have for a years now. It's a great way to jump start the organs and I haven't had a problem with acid reflux for a couple of years now. Water is awesome!!
SuperSlims t1_iwvpx58 wrote
Reply to comment by Bakaotsh in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Must be nice. I snoozed all of my alarms today and if my mom hadn't come to watch my kid for the day and kept me awake, I would have went right back to bed
SuperSlims t1_iwvprf7 wrote
Reply to comment by stealth57 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Can you explain that a little more? Speaking of groggy. I just woke up so I'm having trouble processing what you are trying to say lol
SuperSlims t1_iwvpjq8 wrote
Reply to comment by Leovaderx in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
That's a good idea. Get a really nice home theater system wired in my room and hook it to a really annoying alarm lol
SuperSlims t1_iwsmm8k wrote
Reply to comment by twisted34 in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Whaya the brand, where'd you get it??? I NEED AWNSERS!!
SuperSlims t1_iwsmdug wrote
Reply to comment by iLol_and_upvote in TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
Had one, hated the thing, but sadly I got used to that one too. I have a problem.
SuperSlims t1_iws6nfx wrote
Reply to TIFU by dislocating my wife's jaw by twisted34
My dude, I have got to know what kind of alarm you have that scares the shit out of you. I have three phones with fours alarms each. One is out of arms reach on the wireless charger. One I just out side my door and the other is right next to my head. And I will still get up, turn them all off and get right back into bed. So please tell me what kind you have because I'm desperately trying not to get fired for being late again
SuperSlims t1_j84z99z wrote
Reply to Family game night’s snack theme was “Break up” food. I decided to pay homepage to one of my personal, favorite breakup lines. by NipplelessWoman
I really want to use, "you and me are donion rings!"