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StoopidHippie t1_ixx9o64 wrote
Reply to comment by MrTorben in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
Thank you so very much. The mantra in my head these days is: "I was one of the lucky ones". It is a horrid paradox. The solution is so very simple, but not simple at all. Most cessation programs are NA, AA. I disagree with the 12 step programs that demand you proclaim that you're powerless. Nah, just gotta be sick of being something you never thought you'd ever become. Powerless? Hell no, every one of us have the power. It's a matter of will. I wanted dope Every. Single. Day. For ten years straight, give or take a few months. Now, I wouldn't touch it for ANY amount of money.This may sound cheesy or cliche but, if I can do it- ANYONE can do it.
StoopidHippie t1_ixv2pwm wrote
Reply to comment by dishonestresponse in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
Absolutely! The herb will help you, the drink will destroy you.
StoopidHippie t1_ixuvv9p wrote
Reply to comment by MarmaladeMarmaduke in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
I wish you wellness and clarity.
StoopidHippie t1_ixur9z7 wrote
Reply to comment by MarmaladeMarmaduke in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
Please don't. If you're not an opioid user, you would be eventually. I was a junky for 15 years. I've been clean for 25 years (yay!). If I had it to do over, I would have never touched the first opioid; they're life enders on many levels. I'm not here to peach, just hate to think of someone going through addiction. I wish you the best- the best choices and the best life.
StoopidHippie t1_ixuhtm5 wrote
Reply to comment by rood_sandstorm in Tasmanian flower farmer ‘shocked’ to learn she planted opium poppies by mistake by AsslessBaboon
I can only speak of the state in the US in which I live: it is legal to grow poppies, but illegal to harvest or have the latex in your possession.
StoopidHippie t1_iv59jnh wrote
Reply to comment by solitudeisdiss in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
Also, at my age, any tit I get is low hanging
StoopidHippie t1_iv58wxn wrote
Reply to comment by solitudeisdiss in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
Goddammit, I just spit coffee everywhere
StoopidHippie t1_iv534k6 wrote
Reply to comment by Itchy_Focus_4500 in Driver ‘seriously injured’ after being run over three times by own car by GregorSamsa67
My I don't have to run day
StoopidHippie t1_iv52g9h wrote
Reply to comment by Vontuk in Ugandan women drugs and robs men who suck her laced nipples. by insideoutcognito
You win the internet today :)
StoopidHippie t1_itgha4b wrote
Praise Cthulu! Oh, around back? Oh, okay. The black sacrament goes right through me.
StoopidHippie t1_j5eudr1 wrote
Reply to Fuckers took away my right to break dance in Toilet, can't have shit in Turkey. by desiChora-69
So, do you have to sit to piss in Turkish restrooms?