A true Letterkenny fan would have said "Go ahead and give your balls a tug, titfucker."

Because you were. Which is the outcome when you clearly don't have the issue you claim to have.

They don't have the time or energy, or resources, to coddle somebody who doesn't have an actual reason to be there.

You were taking up time and space that could have been used to treat somebody with an actual problem.

Well, did it turn out that you actually did have a torsion? Because, if you didn't, she was right.

Also - yeah, by that point, after an additional 6 hours waiting around, it would have been puking levels of pain.

How did that cover NOT hint about people getting killed? Bloody kid, ax, knife - seems a no-brainer.

Dude, you utterly can't handle yourself in a fight, you just think you can. And this reads more like somebody who watches martial arts instead of actually doing them.

throat punches are way too dangerous to use unless you are in serious danger. I use them, because I'm the 130 pound dude dealing with a much bigger guy, and I make certain witness see him throw the first punch. And, even then, I pull it, by using the web between thumb and hand.

And, kicks to the knee are super easy to pull off. It's why they are banned in sparring and tournaments. for somebody with tae kwon do training, leaving yourself wide open to a beginner kick is pretty sad.

Contaminated, maybe. Might have dislodged some tar or resin that hit your lungs wrong. Every so often when I clean my pipe I do that, and that may have been the issue. Or it could have just been an anxiety moment, just a sudden blip of bad feeling. It sometimes happens.

You aren't wrong to decide to be more careful, though.

Dude, this is why a lot of women get turned off of RPG and that sort of gaming - because guys get creepy.

Further -it's a fucking RPG. Any decent player should be able to to still pull of romance with a half-orc.

Use pencils all the time, never had your issue. And, there's no way you smoked enough graphite to matter, even if graphite had any effect like that.

It's not an actual disorder. It's pretty much just a way of acting.

That's my understanding as well.

Same.

dude is upset because it didn't play out the way he wanted, not because he feels real guilt.

I have serious doubts about people who claim to regress to "littles". Seems a bit too cutesy for an actual disorder.

Well, except not really.

First, it's an expensive mistake, that's a legit reason to be upset. Second, it was a "dumb" mistake. I'm not coming down on OP, but finding out how anxious a driver your kid is at this point is also stressful.

And, last - this accident was a no harm one, but it could easily have been vastly worse. that kind of thing is also upsetting to a parent.

Now, if Dad holds this over them forever, he's out of line, but being upset for a day or so? not really out of line.

Generally, most people, when I use my words, wish I'd just punched them in the face.

I mean, you're not wrong, but I think there's also the "what are the repercussions of me doing this" factor.

Oh, I agree, but, I don't think he should feel that way. this relationship is already toast, he was going to discover it all sooner or later.

I get why he feels like he does, though.

I feel bad for him.

I don't think you fucked up. If it wasn't this, it would have played out the same anyway, dude.

I'm really sorry, bud. It's a shitty deal.

WTF, dude? How could you not actually look and see it?

And, your GF is pretty nasty if she's putting filthy underwear back into a package, and wearing them for a week at a time.

To be fair, there are a ton of different types of casing out there, and some artificial casing is easier to consume than the natural stuff.

But, yeah, you have your paper type casing, which may or may not be edible. You have plastic casing, not edible. But there is collegen casing, which is pretty much an edible plastic. and then you have the natural casing, ie, animal guts.

Source - worked for a place that supplied butchers and meat processors.

Well, yeah, that is what she needed to do.

Well, yeah, you broke an agreement over a boundary. Breaking her trust isn't going to win you points.

I'm not somebody who buys into the rule about friends' exes being off limits forever.

there may be a fuck up here, but it's not because she dated Bob.

People worry too much about this sort of thing.

As somebody with close friends who were dancers - I fucking hate that song so much.

Way too many nights spent dealing with the aftermath of jerk customers.

But, I'm a 70s and 80s kid.

No MMOs, no Naruto.

Canada Customs has incredibly low tolerance for American bringing guns into the country, and they nail a ton of idiots trying to do it.

good way to get you banned from ever crossing that border.