[WP] You are a horrible villain. It isn't that you're especially dangerous or cunning--you're just really bad at it. Submitted by SqueakyFarts99 t3_123op0u on March 27, 2023 at 2:35 PM in WritingPrompts 14 comments 183
SqueakyFarts99 t1_jcc68ve wrote on March 15, 2023 at 7:56 PM Reply to [PM] Romance, romance, romance! Give me a prompt in as few words as possible and let me write the rest! by BigBrainedIdiot777 She was the intended sacrifice in the botched ritual that summoned him. Permalink 3
SqueakyFarts99 t1_j7richh wrote on February 8, 2023 at 10:04 PM Reply to [Image] for all of my fellow procrastinators by Fast_Ad7959 I do this with doctor/dentist appointments: get them out of the way at the beginning of the day so it's over with. Permalink 2
eli5: I keep reading that jet fuel and gasoline are nowhere near as flammable as Hollywood depicts them, and in fact burn very poorly. But isn't the point of engine fuel to burn? How exactly does this work? Submitted by SqueakyFarts99 t3_10abynm on January 12, 2023 at 9:54 PM in explainlikeimfive No comments 4
SqueakyFarts99 t1_j3i70cs wrote on January 8, 2023 at 7:26 PM Reply to [PM] Give me an instrument, and I'll write a story based on the first song that pops up in youtube. by Wafran Hurdygurdy. Permalink 2
[WP] Your fellow adventurers have magic swords named things like Hellreaver, Spiteblade the Drinker of Souls, and Dragonstooth. Your magic sword is named Jeff. Submitted by SqueakyFarts99 t3_zxuav8 on December 29, 2022 at 3:25 AM in WritingPrompts 13 comments 194
SqueakyFarts99 t1_j18rkss wrote on December 22, 2022 at 2:39 PM Reply to [image] by _Cautious_Memory Sounds like a great way to keep procrastinating. Permalink 1
[WP] "Did... did you just call the demon lord an overdramatic bitch?" Submitted by SqueakyFarts99 t3_zodsj6 on December 17, 2022 at 7:19 PM in WritingPrompts 13 comments 96
SqueakyFarts99 t1_jcc68ve wrote
Reply to [PM] Romance, romance, romance! Give me a prompt in as few words as possible and let me write the rest! by BigBrainedIdiot777
She was the intended sacrifice in the botched ritual that summoned him.