I think its a depiction of Putin blaming Biden for his war in Ukraine?

He has good intentions, just terrible execution

OP you are a fucking idiot and just destroyed your relationship over one of the most selfish fucking reasons I've ever heard. His wedding is not about you dude, and you can survive kids running around in your vicinity. Not wanting to have kids doesn't mean you are never going to have to interact with some.

What a stupid way to ruin a relationship

I get not liking, or even hating your girl's hair cut, but crying alone about it? How fucked up is the hair cut? Did she shave half her head off and painted the rest purple or something?

They moved on, you should too. You are alone because you cannot come to grips with the relationship being over. Its time to let go and move forward dude.

Saying you eat too many carbs is not calling you "fat" or a dick thing to say. Only someone who cannot take criticism would see that simple comment as insulting

Sounds like he is, right you can't take criticism.

Yea... because you are at a club? People don't go to clubs or bars to find a meaningful relationship dude. If that is what you are looking for, then the bar/ club scene is not your thing

Then explain it to her, otherwise you'll find yourself in an unhappy relationship filled with resentment.