All those poor fetuses struggling to find a pen for themselves.. tisk tisk

Humour is just evolving so fast we can’t keep up with the sense of it.

I am so proud of this community

Tell them You really like being their friend and need to get something off your chest, the guilt is over bearing, and apologize for farting on his/her food one time for a practical joke but ended not going through with it because you realized after the moment it was actually really dumb and not funny at all.

Then proceed to ask for forgiveness.

Redditors, if you care for this persons friendship, please do not upvote.

Hah ha

Sender bois

Letsa go.

I can squirt up to three metres away!

We will also put more witty jokes in, especially in very hectic moments.

I’m going to be the most popular dude on r/DickSlips now.

Faster too.

Things got wild eh?

Yes, but do you regularly attend at cock fights?

Canadian colonization!

We don’t invade, we buy. It’s the right thing to do!

Welcome to Canada. One passport at a time please, sorry for the lack of buildings, there are desecrations to prevent.