That's awesome! It's almost like a bunch of "Choose your own adventures" that tie into one big story. Very cool!

My husband is the same- golden retriever in a man's body. I don't think he's ever met a person he didn't like.

Hopefully you guys can catch a break soon!

Ugh. That's a hell of a corner you're in. I can imagine the stress you're under. I hope your wife gets better soon.

Do you have Discord or Tabletop? You can play virtual games with them, including DnD! Tabletop is free, with a lot of virtual versions of games. I have a monthly Jackbox date with a few out of state friends and it's so much fun just to chill for an hr or so. I don't even need pants.

Oof. That's a lot to handle in your own. I hope you're doing ok! It's ok to take a break and see friends.

The TLDR of it was this dude couldn't figure out why his socks were missing. His girlfriend was using his socks to wipe after taking a dump and hiding them.

At least this wasn't another poop sock story.

In addition to this, please don't post pictures of the local parks or "scenes". I can go on Google Maps and see what your local park with all the ducks looks like. I want to see the property I actually would own.

Do you do before and after pics from the annual fires instead?

Hah! I usually say "doooooo weeee....need puppy foods?!" and it's like I've activated the zoomies button for the dogs. I don't even need to say the full sentence for them to start running around.