SmashRadish

SmashRadish t1_iundx5q wrote

Reply to Open Request for Ideas on Cambridgema Can Be Made a Better Community by taylorhayward_boston

Trying not to be hostile: Don’t be a tyrant and promise not to do so in future.

In 2000, Saparmurat Niyazov was advised to quite smoking by his Doctor. Being the president of a dictatorship, he banned smoking outright in the country of Turkmenistan. Don’t be Saparmurat Nayazov - post and let post* in spite of what is happening in your daily life.

*especially something so basic as bicycle themed posts. We’re not talking about neo-nazi how-to literature or legit Kanye quotes. We’re talking bicycles.

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SmashRadish t1_itrn5qh wrote

Reply to Is Cambridge the most overrated city? by [deleted]

Cambridge has more sex before 7am than Holden does in a week.

Cambridge has more worthwhile things to do. Holden is a place you go to once you inherit your dad’s business and sell it to someone…a place to give up on life.

Cambridge Public Schools test higher than Holden.

There are more BMWs and Ferraris registered in Cambridge than in Holden.

The disparity and falsehoods that you are describe makes me want to make a virgin holden vs chad cambridge meme.

Edit: Made the meme

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SmashRadish t1_itkmctc wrote

Reply to comment by snorpleblot in Yet another accident at the Franklin and Brookline Streets intersection by SpyCats

User error. If everyone went the speed limit, they would have enough time to slow down to avoid these accidents. But dinguses trying to shave seconds off their hour long commute kill and maim pedestrians while simultaneously destroying property.

There should be a license plate reader to identify people who drive over the speed limit so we can drive to their suburban shit space and drive over the speed limit and generally terrorize them in their backwater town.

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