Perhaps she will also teach them how to park inside the lines.

Almost like crime is better solved by addressing underlying societal issues to prevent it rather than by arresting and punishing people after the fact.

Can't say the radio didn't warn them about Ice-is attacks.

They'll get it right next year with the 292st

People who think they can jump the green light and turn left ahead of oncoming traffic at a light drive me nuts. It’s cold comfort that if I were to smash into them they’d be at fault.

Gotta be rough having your entire sense of self (and financial) worth tied up in a meme stock that went bust.

Cut your losses, cry it off, and wisen up.

I'm just watching this wondering who the fuck is the truck driver hurtling towards what must necessarily still be a red light at full speed trying to perfectly anticipate the green?

Shouldn't you be listening to InfoWars or something?

Let's not pretend that investors liked AMC stock for any reason other than it being the one they randomly chose to be their pump-and-dump target, or that it and GME were in any way representative of the investment system working as intended. There's a reason AMC is back to its pre-COVID price

Oh God, it's a regular soup kitchen back there.

Nah, Springfield will never fuck with any sort of train again after the monorail debacle.

If you hate the royal family clap your hands!

Damn, I seem to have found an oasis (Woburn) of shitty energy rates. Every nearby town has either a municipal light plant or one of these municipal aggregation programs offering at $.10 - $0.14. My best option is $.18

Just goes to show you the power of collective bargaining.

> Some of the drugs, Hayden’s office said, “were found in a children’s bedroom.”

Sometimes I wish it were possible to charge someone with attempted manslaughter.

If they do, it's because they've lost sight of the forest for the trees and the reason people oppose police in the first place. The dealers cause real harm to communities, and while they might in many ways be symptoms of other failures in society, they are still dangerous ones that need to be dealt with. The "enemy of my enemy is my friend" thing doesn't really play out in most real-world scenarios-

Yeah, if you're really looking to pick a fight with some random followers, there's much better ammunition to be had.

Like the way the church systemically covers up child abuse. To the point where it's basically in their rules that the kid is lying unless someone else sees it.

Look, he should be behind bars for a while, I grant you, but this is going to cause several problems, starting with the other dude in his holding cell who just got caught fencing pirated DVDs or some shit.

This makes it look like some isolated palace garden. Versailles or some such.

A good sympathetic puke is always appreciated, even if you can only muster a dry-heave.

Looks like lots of good options. Nice.