This looks like it belongs in a children’s book! (In a good way!!!!!)

It’s okay. One time I (f) had to do a pre-employment drug test at basically an urgent care facility. I got there and realized I also had to poop. I didn’t know if I was allowed to poop (they tell you to fill the cup to a certain line and then to not flush the toilet). I tried for so long to pee without pooping. Couldn’t do it, so I pulled back on my pants and opened the door. I literally asked the nurse (m) if I was allowed to poop. He said yes but reminded me not to flush. So I did. And walked out so embarrassed that this man had to look at my poop now.

Dislocated my knee

I always find it hard to believe that the person with enough money to buy this is just casually out shopping for it. Idk picturing this very wealthy person going to “Total Wine” for their liquor is funny lol