SethMalcolm1
SethMalcolm1 t1_jdover2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by going through my boyfriends phone by [deleted]
Porn being a boundary is a HUGE red flag imo. Glad he's away from you now.
SethMalcolm1 t1_jbjvgmt wrote
Reply to comment by conwayguy86 in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
To be fair, they obviously grew up that way.
SethMalcolm1 t1_jbjvf9b wrote
Reply to comment by Cerbera_666 in TIFU by masturbating in my room and getting caught by my brother by sophie_qx
To be fair, they obviously grew up that way.
SethMalcolm1 t1_jaz4n8n wrote
just because someone else puts in work to do something, doesn't mean you are a bad person for doing it in an easier way.
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8z40wq wrote
Reply to comment by glutenfreecracker in TIFU by showing my new girlfriend’s best friend my penis by obviouslynotmymain18
Bro what? Are you high? Or just stupid?
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8425d1 wrote
Reply to comment by Ai_of_Vanity in TIFU by trying to get my very tomboyish girlfriend to be more feminine. by IEEE10110110101
its rage bait lol
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8424ac wrote
Reply to comment by taele1996 in TIFU by trying to get my very tomboyish girlfriend to be more feminine. by IEEE10110110101
its rage bait lol
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8423k7 wrote
Reply to comment by elizabethjanet in TIFU by trying to get my very tomboyish girlfriend to be more feminine. by IEEE10110110101
its rage bait lol
SethMalcolm1 t1_j8421qh wrote
Reply to comment by GsTSaien in TIFU by trying to get my very tomboyish girlfriend to be more feminine. by IEEE10110110101
its rage bait lol
SethMalcolm1 t1_j5qbgp2 wrote
Reply to TIFU by getting a lightsaber stuck inside my ass and having it unexpectedly come out during a heated argument with my parents about paying for my sister's wedding. by [deleted]
Why would you stick a laser sword up your butt
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3ufi wrote
Reply to comment by SethMalcolm1 in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
"Piss is natural" yeah ik thats what ur going to respond, please stop. You commited sexual assault. "it was just piss" ok? your point? You could say that for literally anything. "It was just a handjob" "It was just oral" "it was just cum"
You used her for sexual gratification without her consent. it was sexual assault.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3mys wrote
Reply to comment by SubstantialEnding in TIFU By Urinating on my Girlfriend's Foot by SubstantialEnding
It's nowhere near instinct.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixx3f8s wrote
> We would still be together if I licked her foot like a normal person
Sorry to tell you, but thats not a thing normal people do.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ixvjdx0 wrote
You lied about being colour blind. At least you didn't say you were actually blind. I don't think they give a shit that you lied about not being able to see a couple colours correctly.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ix3txp4 wrote
Reply to TIFU by eating out by zeldamuffin
Why are you having sex at a family get together?
SethMalcolm1 t1_iwd2gih wrote
sucks for you. be better next time.
SethMalcolm1 t1_itz66yv wrote
Reply to TIFU by not taking middle school seriously. And now my mom is cutting all ties with me, my sister's and my dad... by Independent-Cheek-93
Asshole of a parent. Consider yourself LUCKY that she's leaving.
SethMalcolm1 t1_ituam86 wrote
Reply to TIFU by texting my girlfriend by [deleted]
I'm not reading that, use punctuation next time
SethMalcolm1 t1_itg7ejw wrote
Maybe he liked you back when that happened, but 3 months is more then enough time for someone to decided differently.
SethMalcolm1 t1_itcukfw wrote
Reply to comment by joodo123 in TIFU Accidentally letting my dog escape by Poggers0g
exactly, i feel like it's common sense that it would make the dog more likely to keep running.
SethMalcolm1 t1_itakl48 wrote
You should be behind bars
SethMalcolm1 t1_it9xqse wrote
Bro ur fine, even after the edit she's 100% in the wrong. Your chilling my G, ya dodged a bullet.
SethMalcolm1 t1_it9no0u wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling my ex I'm a lesbian by [deleted]
Lmao honestly if u break up with someone like that, you 100% deserve all of the ramifications.
SethMalcolm1 t1_it4zsg2 wrote
Lmao kinda ur fault. Sucks for you, but honestly 100% deserved.
SethMalcolm1 t1_jeey60n wrote
Reply to comment by RudeSprinkles1240 in TIFU When I Learned I Have To Talk Like I'm Having A Stroke On Reddit by ArcTheWolf
Lets see how powerful of a being I am:
The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog