ScrunchyButts
ScrunchyButts t1_jaf4uis wrote
Reply to Authorities say woman was kidnapped after selling an AR-15 owned by her alleged assailant by JerryKook
I haven’t read the article but I’m pretty sure they’re siblings.
ScrunchyButts t1_jae3shf wrote
Reply to comment by polarbearrape in SHAGUAR on the prowl by somewhere_in_VT
Listen, I’m no tough guy. Keyboard or otherwise.
But my experience is that the more “Pew! Pew! 2A!” stickers I see, the more that individual needs to be fucked with.
Some douche kazoo who got internet radicalized and bought a sticker for his jaguar isn’t exactly a gang of Hell’s Angels.
ScrunchyButts t1_jae18uq wrote
Reply to comment by MargaerySchrute in SHAGUAR on the prowl by somewhere_in_VT
Damned contractors and their dishwashers!
ScrunchyButts t1_jae0l13 wrote
Reply to comment by MargaerySchrute in SHAGUAR on the prowl by somewhere_in_VT
Hah ha. What…?
ScrunchyButts t1_jad1bxy wrote
Reply to SHAGUAR on the prowl by somewhere_in_VT
“I wanted to warn people not to park next to a white jaguar with SHAGUAR plates”
Why? To reward them for their entitled bullshit?
If I see this vehicle I’m going to park an eighth of an inch away from him. Then I’ll call some friends to come by and do the same. Then sit back and wait for the show to start.
ScrunchyButts t1_ja9njst wrote
Reply to Places to propose in Stowe? by [deleted]
On the Jumbotron at Doozche-Bhaaag Arena!
ScrunchyButts t1_ja95f1b wrote
Reply to TIL that the labels on Angostura bitters bottles are intentionally annoying. The original brothers entered a competition and due to a miscommunication, wound up with wrong size labels. A friendly judge suggested the brothers make that label their signature. The advice stuck. by dmanlian
The Dr Bronners of booze.
ScrunchyButts t1_ja94m9f wrote
Reply to comment by Sven_Svan in TIL On Christmas Eve 1969, Francisco Macias Nguema had 186 suspected dissidents executed in the national football stadium in Malabo with the executioners dressed as Santa Claus, with the amplifiers played Mary Hopkin's song "Those Were the Days". by Osrever101
Say what now?
ScrunchyButts t1_ja94b2e wrote
Reply to Wood stairs in the winter by RoyalAntelope9948
I don’t think any degree of grip tape or treads will help very much when it gets iced over. My guess would be heat mats but that sounds expensive.
Anyway, nice job being a good neighbor!
ScrunchyButts t1_j9fibc6 wrote
Reply to comment by myeff in TIL that artificial banana flavoring isn't based on a species of banana that got wiped out, but instead uses Isoamyl acetate to replicate the flavor, which is only part of what gives bananas their distinctive taste. by NoLackofEnthusiasm
They give me a stomach ache and taste bitter if even a little green. I like them good and ripe.
ScrunchyButts t1_jdifdg7 wrote
Reply to I might move to Vermont (LGBT) by Milkfordays
You’ll be judged more on your choice of snow tire than your sexual orientation.