ScarletteMayWest
ScarletteMayWest t1_j22xkqc wrote
Reply to TIFU by telling a trucker to call his asshole by PoorRij
Decades ago I went to Spanish camp. One of the American female counselors accused one of the male South American counselors of being a Latin Lover, only interested in flirting.
He vociferously denied that, stating that he was not a "cabrón" whose only aim was to chase women, he had come to the States to study.
My brain went "cabrón" = "stud/flirt".
Went back to school and the guy in front of me had heard I met a cute guy at camp and started giving me flack. Knowing of my classmate's reputation as a ladies' man, I responded by saying, "Ay, Miguel, qué cabrón eres!"
Spanish teacher was in front of us. Did an actual spit-take and yelled at me.
And that is the story of how I learned that words could have different meanings in different countries and that I had learned my first swear word in Spanish.
BTW, 'Miguel' was not a very bright boy and never did figure out what I had called him because the classroom dictionary had it listed as "buck".
ScarletteMayWest t1_ja6jvop wrote
Reply to TIFU by not knowing what a penis looks like by nstav13
Don't feel bad, my aunt had thing happen, she believed she had two female kittens and took them to be spayed.
Turned out Milly was really a Max. Aunt was rather offended. She only wanted female cats. (Aunt has lots of ... ideas about really weird things.)