Submitted by RibaldPancake t3_123mje8 in Jokes
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RibaldPancake t1_jcjuki5 wrote
Reply to Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
I heard that they may have made a Star Wars-related movie after the original six.
RibaldPancake t1_jaa5trt wrote
Dang it. Now my nearly perfect life feels even better…
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6nc53a wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Now that’s funny!
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6mygyo wrote
Reply to comment by JCSmootherThanJB in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Since a horse can't read or speak, it's lucky it walked into a bar and not a glue factory.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6muqn8 wrote
Reply to comment by SulkilyProvide726 in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
Tequila will do that to you...
RibaldPancake OP t1_j6mtfpy wrote
Reply to comment by [deleted] in A bear walks into a bar. by RibaldPancake
OK, but he ordered a rum and coke, not a beer...
Submitted by RibaldPancake t3_10pynwm in Jokes
RibaldPancake t1_j5yfym1 wrote
To get to the mother side.
RibaldPancake t1_j5rk7iz wrote
Reply to comment by Argruss in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
So Fibonacci was a furry? Or maybe he played with rabbit reproduction in a less naughty way...
RibaldPancake t1_j5rjppt wrote
Reply to comment by dizzley in My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
That's fibnonachos...
RibaldPancake t1_j5oftwi wrote
Reply to My friend claims that understanding a Fibonacci sequence is hard, but I disagree. by porichoygupto
Of course, this could also be a sequence starting with 1 and adding 0, 1, 2, 3 … so maybe not so easy.
Bonus: If you have only one element of a Fibonacci sequence in Mexico it’s a Fibbinacho.
RibaldPancake t1_j4zvfxk wrote
Reply to I’m bisexual by ThebirdGretel
Not sure if that’s better or worse than being bye sexual.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j2ess1y wrote
Reply to comment by neoprenewedgie in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
As a semiprofessional humor artist, I think it's sloppy to do anything to make the punchline less of a surprise.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j2e5mjv wrote
Reply to comment by hsvsunshyn in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
It wasn't necessarily the alien's head...
RibaldPancake OP t1_j2dro4g wrote
Reply to comment by NDodma01 in As the alien onslaught continued, linguists were working furiously to translate the only message they’d received in response to our plea to understand why they were attacking. by RibaldPancake
No. We greet people in peace by extending our hand so it's implied. Stating it directly takes away from the punchline by already getting people thinking about "hand".
RibaldPancake OP t1_j28laxw wrote
Reply to comment by SBrooks103 in The boss was busy and did not want to be disturbed. by RibaldPancake
I can't be entirely sure since I just write the jokes, not interpret them, but I think your first and third thoughts are correct.
Submitted by RibaldPancake t3_zy5lok in Jokes
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zvvp4 wrote
Reply to comment by NinjaNitti in The owner of my local health food store asked me if I wanted to know the secret of a long and healthy life. by RibaldPancake
Yes, onion breath!
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zirx4 wrote
Reply to comment by vashah02 in The owner of my local health food store asked me if I wanted to know the secret of a long and healthy life. by RibaldPancake
If you eat two raw onions every day it won’t be a secret to anybody.
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zio8p wrote
Reply to comment by snuzet in The owner of my local health food store asked me if I wanted to know the secret of a long and healthy life. by RibaldPancake
Meh, can’t hit them all out of the park…
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zdbcm wrote
Reply to comment by x1-unix in The owner of my local health food store asked me if I wanted to know the secret of a long and healthy life. by RibaldPancake
If you eat two raw onions every day, it won't be a secret to anyone...
RibaldPancake OP t1_j0zcqtq wrote
Reply to comment by LordWeirdDude in The owner of my local health food store asked me if I wanted to know the secret of a long and healthy life. by RibaldPancake
You definitely know when you get it...
RibaldPancake t1_jcjy5a2 wrote
Reply to comment by Fun-Cartographer-368 in Starwars Joke by Fun-Cartographer-368
Yes, but appearing to be oblivious to the 6.02E24 SW movies is also funny. Make someone laugh, it might.