Lifetime warranties aren't for the life of the purchaser. They're for the life of the product or as long as the item is in production. They aren't trying to trick or cheat you here. That's pretty standard stuff.

I would explore why you have such a strong reaction to a normal experience. I think therapy would definitely be in order here. This seems like a very abnormal reaction to basically an everyday situation.

I have one of those! I got it off Amazon. Total game changer.

Do you not wash your hands?

If your husband cared enough, he would do it. He doesn't.

Separate your finances, get a separate bank account that you both put money into for bills and household items/groceries as soon as your direct deposit hits. Get a savings for rainy day fund and do the same thing. Then you budget your money as you see fit, and he can blow his money however he likes once he's met his responsibilities.

I prefer Rtic over Yeti. I haven't found anything that beats it yet.