RealDanStaines
RealDanStaines t1_j5hmvj3 wrote
Reply to comment by tropic420 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
I probably never had a bottle of that close enough to my face to read the spelling without blacking out. In fact you probably know me quite well from one of your associated circles and I just don't remember.
RealDanStaines t1_j5gjxzs wrote
Reply to comment by speedycat2014 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
I like to use Rumplemintz™, cures the hangover even faster
RealDanStaines t1_j53ttjv wrote
Reply to comment by lawrencebillson in A hunter shoots himself in the genitals with his shotgun. by littlemissfordy
It took concerted effort not to laugh at this
RealDanStaines t1_iug871s wrote
Reply to TIL about the "Raines sandwich;" an inedible piece of "food" that served as a way to bypass prohibition laws. by Alabussy
I have never heard of the Raines Sandwich before, but I guess everything old is new again! In early summer 2020 in California, restaurants were allowed to reopen with limited seating, but bars were not. There is a brewery in Paso Robles that never had a kitchen, but they reopened anyway. You had to buy a 50¢ Cup-o-noodles with every pint, so that technically alcohol was only being served with food. But it was a sealed noodle cup, with no hot water. And there was a barrel discreetly placed at the end of the bar for receiving "donated" noodle cups.
RealDanStaines t1_ita7hx9 wrote
Reply to TIL that in 2005 burglars stole $71.6 million from a bank in Fortaleza, Brazil by setting up a fake landscaping company near the bank and digging a 256ft tunnel beneath two city blocks to the bank over 3 months. Neighbors noticed vanloads of soil removed daily but assumed it was business-related. by Lagavulin16_neat
Sherlock Holmes and The Red Headed League shit fr
RealDanStaines t1_j5hvkch wrote
Reply to comment by tropic420 in TIFU by washing my hooha with Dr. Bronner’s Tea Tree Castile Soap giving myself a chemical burn by aquakitty99
Some of my wife's family lives in Grand Prairie...? Does that count?