RandomModder05 t1_j7l4rkp wrote on February 7, 2023 at 4:20 PM

Reply to comment by ThingCalledLight in Indiana Senate passes bill to legalize throwing stars by Phlegmbrandt

The only way to stop a dishonorable targ with a bat’leth is a honorable warrior with a bat’leth.

There, fixed it for you.

RandomModder05 t1_j2f8pcn wrote on December 31, 2022 at 8:53 PM

Reply to comment by digitaldigdug in Boston family puzzled over Best Buy tablet boxes stuffed with roofing shingles by beezac

Had a lady sputter excludes at me that the ipad box was full of tiles when she bought it years ago. I proved she rewrapped by pointing out that the top of the box and the bottom of the box had different serial numbers or something like that.

RandomModder05 t1_j2b93wo wrote on December 30, 2022 at 11:47 PM

Reply to [WP] Faster than light travel has been proven impossible, that's why humans are so surprised when aliens turn up. Not as surprised as the aliens on the generational ship who say the planet was void of life when they set off, following a missile they had sent to wipe out the dinosaurs. by Wrooof

"Splick Coo Griddle Henry Zhif-Tan! Quon How Mucha Mucha xoch Pow'hafta Screech Binga Koff. Meeanto Liiff'chu!" The large tentacled thing across from Anderson Cooper said. A moment later, it's translator rendered it into particularly awful English. "Firstly off the Contacting! Very badness! Monarch of Great Lizard Sapients Consume Ambassador! War Became!"

"I see," the reporter said, nodding his head in an practiced motion no different than you'd see in an interview with a politician having a sex scandal or a famous musician fresh out of rehab.

"Bring'UH! Tel'chanaka, Mucha Mucha Squeeeelllllll Preeettt he'Fou! Gondo Pref-Don Whooomuumnz! Pow'hafta Screech Binga Koff x'el x'el greeeee..." "You humans know of..." The translator cut out, beeping angrily. The alien made an unhappy sounding noise, opened the back of the translator, and switched out a blue bar with an identical blue bar. The translator beeped happily and continued to fail miserably at it's intended function. "You humans have knowing of this! The Greatening of the Tyranny is told of by you! You name Monarch of Great Lizard Sapients..."

"Teeaaaaaa Wreeeecccckkkzzz!"